… oh, I dunno. Think of the most irrelevant thing you can imagine. UK party politics is even more irrelevant. Tory, Labour, Lib Dumb (sorry, that should have been “Lib Damn”… wasn’t it?) are all the bloody same. The only party that is actually attracting new members is that bunch of crazy Nazis called Ukip. And please, please, don’t even think of them as a serious party, they’re like the Monster Raving Loony Party being led by Mussolini!
Funny comment on this in the Guardian: “It increasingly seems like making the decision between the mainstream parties is like judging the merits of dog crap vs cat crap”. What, you don’t think it’s funny? Bloody heck, I’m doing my best!