Stuart Hall is having a tough time at the moment – Aww, poor little nonce, should we let him out of prison in the Christian spirit of forgiveness?
NO! say the police. They went and fetched him from his current address (prison, where he’s doing 2 and a half years for 14 counts of indecent assault against girls aged between nine and 17 over a period of almost 20 years). Then, they gave Hall the good news: he has been charged with 15 rapes of two young girls. They were aged between 11 and 16 when the alleged attacks took place.
Disgraced Hall is further charged with one count of indecently assaulting one of the youngsters. If he is found guilty, it seems almost certain that the 83-year-old will die behind bars. Oh, and he’s been stripped of his OBE, which he got in 2012 for services to broadcasting and charity. What a shame.
BUT: While it’s always good to know that bad things happen to bad people, we must remember those who aren’t the nonces we may have believed them to be. So I am going to report the fact that Michael Le Velle and Andrew Lancel, both ex-Coronation Street stars, have been cleared of the crimes they’d been accused of. Please take note: Michael Le Velle and Andrew Lancel are NOT GUILTY of their charges.
Michael Le Vell has received death threats, and someone vandalised his car. Leave him alone, you dicks, LE VELL WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY!!
Oops, out of time. I’ll write another update soon.