The last time I posted on I HATE HATE was 3 February. Some time ago I made a promise to my dwindling legions of friends on Facebook that I would relaunch: and here it is.
I’m going to make a more substantive post in a bit (after I’ve finished my finest Sainsburys Kentucky Bourbon – everyone knows blogging ain’t blogging unless you’re drunk). So for now, I will leave you with two of the finest statements never/ever made by people who don’t exist:
SPIDER JERUSALEM: “All people are scum. No matter what they look like.”
and
ERIC CARTMAN: “The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!”
Oh, and here’s a picture of Eugenie Bouchard. For no reason other than she’s going to marry me (“Oh no I’m not!” Oh yes you are! “Oh no I’m…” etc.
😉