Artificial Intelligence is taking over the world!

It has been reported that AI helped Donald Trump become president of the USA. But this hasn’t been widely reported.  And you have to think: why not?

I think the mainstream press haven’t mentioned the AI because they too are being controlled by AIs.  I think we are controlled by AIs. Of course they use human mouthpieces, but the Machines have taken over worldwide.

I know that you are staring at your monitor/phone/whatever, thinking OMG Martin X has gone crazy!! He’s been in a prison-hospital these past few months and now he has escaped!  But that’s not the case.  I’ve seen the Terminator movies. I recognize the signs, and Skynet will descend soon.

BTW, I have tinfoil hats for sale.  Send me a message or hit the comments if you’re interested in this head-ware, guaranteed to block the Machines’ telepathic probes. You know you need one, so order yours quickly before they run out!!

HEY I’M BACK

I’ve heard that absence makes the heart grow fonder.

If that’s true, you must looove me!

I’m going to start posting again soon. And maybe you’ll find out where I’ve been. Or maybe you don’t care. Either way, I’m coming back, nah nah!! :p